anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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