I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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