did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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