So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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