so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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