margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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