Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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