that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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