i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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