You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
