have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
