You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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