I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
