Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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