Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Too much gin, very little bucket
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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