Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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