he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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