The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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