Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Bring me that man meat
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
