she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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