I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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