Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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