so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you have to choose: penises or morals?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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