i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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