Porn is love you can see.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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