But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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