ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I would fuck him just for his dog
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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