I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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