quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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