Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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