I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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