That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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