I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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