Buhtt sex?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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