Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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