I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
True strength comes from lack of pants
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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