return my video game
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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