Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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