Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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