I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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