Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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