May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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