My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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