rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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