I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
ttyl tear gas
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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