I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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