she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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