I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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