I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
