I cockslap morals
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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