Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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