It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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