I cockslap morals
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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