he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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