Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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