i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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