Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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