google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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